The best, funniest, most hilarious Easter jokes ever

To celebrate Easter, here are some of the funniest short Easter jokes ever. It includes Easter puns, Easter one-liners and even rude Easter jokes.

What do you call a group of bunnies marching backwards?

A receding hareline.

What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

You only need one nail to hang up a picture of Jesus.

What do you call a duck that just doesn’t fit in? 

Mallardjusted.

 

How do you catch the Easter Bunny?

Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot.

 

How are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply really quickly. 

 

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Just look for the grey hares.

Son: Daddy, where’s mummy?
Dad: She’s with Jesus now.
Son: What – she’s dead?
Dad: No, she ran off with a Mexican waiter.

 

What do you get if the rabbit warren air conditioning stops working during a heatwave?

Hot, cross bunnies.

What’s the best philosophy for Easter? 

Eggsistentialism. 

 

How did Jesus feel about being crucified?
Cross.

 

Jesus walks up to a hotel receptionist, hands over three nails and asks: ‘Can you put me up for the night?’

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